What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-All the bad guys are black.

Why are Republican politicians so afraid to oppose Trump?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What is the nastiest thing you had your wife do and she loved it?

-”Ah so!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why do you write?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

A View to a Kill

Live and Let Die

How did you cope when someone you love, dealing with hyper-independence and trauma, felt they needed space to heal alone? Were you able to support them without overstepping, and did you eventually reconnect? How did that journey unfold?

Dr No

-J W Pepper

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Fatty liver: Symptoms and warning signs seen during the night - Times of India

Goldfinger

Moonraker

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Atheists, there is a god up there in heaven and he loves you so much that he sent his son to die the worst death imaginable and then to turn into a zombie all to save you from sin. Why do you reject him?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do some guys treat girls so badly?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Octopussy

What melts your heart every time without fail?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

If you get a chance to have sex with either Kajal Agarwal or Samantha, who would you choose and why?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Diamonds Are Forever

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

My boss called me on a Saturday to let me know he that due to financial reasons, I was no longer needed effective immediatley. 3 days later, he sends me a text asking about work issues. How do I respond?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

From Russia With Love

Why does TikTok allow porn stars in its platform? Isn't it aimed at teenagers?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

You Only Live Twice

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.